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Stupidity? Foot in mouth syndrome? Insensitivity?

I cannot for the life of me stomache anymore insensitive comments from people who are pregnant or have children. So I am going to answer a few questions they have asked me and reply to a few statements they have made.

No, I refuse to accept that God doesn't think it is my time...not when I see 15 yr olds pregnant, or 20 yr old unmarried women with baby number 2 on the way. I refuse to believe that He thinks it is the right time for them, but not for me...seriously..enough with the "right time" card. There is a right time for me...and it is NOW!

No, I don't think asking a psychic has led God to punish me for wanting a little hope from someone spiritual.

Yes, I have sex often...too often...probably more than you, your mom and grandmother have in their entire lifetime. Thank you very much!

Standing on my head? Really? You think? TRIED IT- FAILED

There's always adoption? You don't say? It's a wonderful thing? Okay so then why don't YOU go that route.

Relax, have a drink and you will get pregnant? You mean alcohol doesn't affect fertility? Hmm, I should tell all the medical professionals your personal assessment on that issue.

I'm trying too hard? What do you mean? Having sex on the right day? Taking temps, swallowing prenatals, eating healthier...sooooo what should I be doing? Ohhh yea, swallowing ecstacy, eating lard and and skipping sex all together..hold while I jot that down in my daily planner.

You know someone who tried for 10 yrs, then when they gave up they got pregnant? Well wow, good for them...BTW I don't believe that load of crap.

I should pray for a baby? Well I am sorry I am too busy praying for sick friends and family, I think God may have a little more important things to do than to answer my prayer for a baby..something like world peace or a cure for cancer would surely be more worth his time..don'tcha think?

No I don't want your kid...you can keep him/her.

Umm no, I don't consider myself lucky that I am not tied down by children.

Yes, I am aware I can come and go as I please and go out every weekend partying without worrying about a babysitter, but I spend my weekends home, having sex, trying to make a baby to tie me down...ugh as if that were a bad thing?

Do I want a boy or girl? How about a healthy baby of my own...genitalia not really main concern right now.

Okay, I am so glad it was an accident for you, I am so thrilled you are fertile myrtle..seriously..stfu...



Okay, that was my rant...

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